APA KATA ORANG CINA TENTANG ORANG MELAYU?!

Dibawah ini adalah list pendapat orang cina terhadap masyarakat Melayu kita. Mari kita sama -sama melihatnya dan have an open mind and think cuz most of them are TRUE. Cuma may be ada diantara kita yang keep denying about it..

Apa yang sedihnye kita orang Melayu tetap tidak akan berubah.. Yelah KOt.. ade 29 item semuenye.. Wokkay? Jom kita check satu per satu...

Here WE Go :

01. You MALAY call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and too 'BODOH' to realize it's an offensive word.

02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth.

03. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drug abuse.

04. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.

05. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.

06. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.

07. You can't stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back- dated looks.

08. You feel it's not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).

09. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.

10. You know for the fact that you are superstitious (bomohs and dukuns).

11. You always try to take advantage on other people work.

12. You are trained to be a sweet talker.

13. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.

14. You also always use other's property without asking permission.

15. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia.

16. An example of a Malay with good grades = STRAIGHT C-MINUS

17. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended get f*ck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended you, but it was a promise).

18. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.

19. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.

20. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.

21. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.

22. Malay knows their favourite fast food...... KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy.

23. Backstabbing are malay's greatest asset.

24. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.

25. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.

26. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion as a guide or challenge.

27. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.

28. Dont have money but always want to action - buying cars like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford a KAPCAI.

29. Parents very rich but still go overseas using government scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.

P/s : Masih banyak lagi yang tidak kita ketahui berkenaan dengan kebiasaan berhubung dengan tabiat masyarakat melayu.

Semua kenyataan yang tersinarai diatas ada kemungkinan benar dan mungkin juga tidak benar..

jadi... LU PIKIR la Sendiri!!